This story will not be what you expected. I went to an event last week. When the outfit panic struck, my doorbell rang. I happily opened my package with my new River Island dress. I Proudly wore it to an event in Amsterdam. I Sadly tore it on my way over there.
And I think we all know what to blame. My big butt. I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny! Okay, totally got distracted by that song. Butt(I am such a funny person) the tear is on my right hip. That’s why I can only blame my butt, or maybe my hips. I seriously need to het this dress fixed real soon. I fell so in love with the pattern and colors. Have you ever had an awkward torn clothes moment? I can tell you, awkward is an understatement.
ONLY COAT | RIVER ISLAND DRESS | PRIMARK HEELS